Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart.
― (via drawyoureyes)

(Source: moeyhashy)

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The most important lessons from television


1. Serial killers just want a friend

2. … Or their mother

3. Don’t ever go to a wedding

4. … But funerals are a great way to get laid

5. Three-piece suit? = run

6. Law enforcement is technologically savvy but pretty slow on the uptake

7. … Especially when the serial killer works for them

8. If you can’t get dragons, get puppies

9. They aren’t dead until you see a body

10. … even then

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